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I thought I would share these - they are quite amusing:
BE ON THE KOOKOUT FOR THE FOLLOWING VIRUSES; CLINTON VIRUS: Gives you a 7 inch hard drive with NO memory. VIAGRA VIRUS: Makes a new hard drive out of a floppy disc. LEWINSKY VIRUS; Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mail everyone about what it did. RONALD REAGAN VIRUS; Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored. MIKE TYSON VIRUS; Quits after two bytes. OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS; Your 300MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100MB, then slowly expands to 200MB. DR. JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS; Deletes all old files. ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS; Discs can no longer be inserted. TITANIC VIRUS (A strain of the Lewinsky virus): Your whole computer goes down. DISNEY VIRUS; Everything in your computer goes Goofy. PROZAC VIRUS; Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care. ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS; Terminates some files, leaves, but it will be back. LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS; Re-formats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows. Cheers
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funny!!
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hahahaha not bad
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hehe nice
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great!!
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I know there is also a virus which simply opens a warning window that says you shell delete all your files *lol*
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Hahahaha, those are quite funny
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