I wrote this a while ago, didn't get further than 2 songs though, but maybe i get inspiration to write some new ones. Anyways here are the two parodies i wrote
be aware...they're dumb lol
Dirty Socks (Hey, Man)
Hey,man, don't walk barenaked.
You know i'll only laugh out loud
Hey,man, don't wear those socks
They really smell oh so badly
Where is the washing machine
It needs a good scrub and cleaning
And it goes round and round in the washing machine
And there's a stain on your sock and it looks dirty
And poo got its wings once again
Hey,man, i look at your undies with shock and horror
Why don't you clean up your wardrobe, it smells so much nicer?
I've got so many things i want to tell you.
But the smell makes me sick -get me a bucket, and quick!
And there's a stain on your sock and it looks dirty
And poo got its wings once again
I've got a pile of underwear in my hamper
Each day i try to ignore it, but you keep throwing on more
I look at myself in the mirror, am i puking today?
Hey,man, your stinky clothes are in the way!
And there's a stain on your sock and it looks dirty
And poo got its wings once again
And i don't care about your lame excuses
But that bad smell, caught me again
And i don't want dirty socks, no i don't want, dirty socks, no more, no
I don't want dirty socks no more!
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My Cat Likes Milk More And More (My Love Grows Deeper)
My cat likes milk more and more, but not little peas
My cat likes milk more and more, but not little peas
My cat like milk more and more, more than tapwater
But doesn't like little peas, not little peas.
Oh it doesn't understand, why i can't afford any no more
Purring i want milk, but i am broke
Oh i got fired yet again, when i stole milk from the milkywhite can
And i tried to hide it in my pants
But it leaked right down my leg, i'm wet
But it leaked right down my leg, i'm wet
My cat likes milk more and more, but not little peas
My cat likes milk more and more, but not little peas
My cat like milk more and more, more than tapwater
But doesn't like little peas, not little peas.
Oh why can't you just drink water from the tap
Like any other cat is fine to do each day
Why do you have to be so spoiled, please stop it right away
I don't want to drown in milky ways
I'll be looking at your face, but thinking of white fluid
I'm close to going insane, quick call the emergency room
I'll be looking at your face, but thinking of white fluid
I'm close to going insane, quick call the emergency room
But it leaked right down my leg, i'm wet
But it leaked right down my leg, i'm wet
If you'd just drink water instead of milk, i'd be dancing of joy
If you'd just drink water instead of milk, i'd be dancing of joy
My cat likes milk more and more, but not little peas
My cat likes milk more and more, but not little peas
My cat like milk more and more, more than tapwater
But doesn't like little peas, not little peas.
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