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A little joke
President Bush is having dinner with the Queen of England.
At one moment he asks her: "Your Majesty, I'm impressed. You always seem to be surrounded by intelligent people. What's your secret?" "Well ", she replies, "it's quite easy actually. I always keep them on alert. I give them little intelligence tests on a regular basis. This way, I'm sure their intelligence stays at a constant level." Bush is astonished: "But how do you do that?" The Queen takes her mobile phone and says: "It's not very hard, let me give you a small demonstration." She calls Tony Blair: - Hello Tony! - Hello your Majesty, what's the honour? - I have a small intelligence test for you Tony: It's the child of your mother and your father, but it's not your brother nor your sister. Who is it? - But it's me! - Bravo, you've got it right Tony. See you next time! The Queen puts her phone away, and Bush is very impressed: "WOW!" When Bush is back in Washington DC, he decides to put in practice the small technique the Queen taught him. He takes his phone, and calls to Dick Chenney: - Hello Dick, how are ya? - Hello mr President, everything's fine. What's the honour? - Well Dick, I have a small intelligence test for you: It's the child of your mother and your father, but it's not your brother nor your sister. Who is it? Chenney ponders for a couple of seconds - Sir, you caught me off guard. I'm afraid I don't have an immediate answer to that question. Please allow me to think about it for a while, and then I'll call you back. - OK, Dick. Chenney puts down his phone, and immediately calls Condoleezza Rice. - Hey Condi, the president gave me a small intelligence test, but I can't find the answer. Can you help me out with this?: It's the child of your mother and your father, but it's not your brother nor your sister. Who is it? - But it's me! - Thanks Condi! Chenney now immediately calls back to the president - Mr President, you can now ask your question again! - Okay Dick, here it goes: It's the child of your mother and father, but it's not your brother nor your sister. Who is it? - It's Condoleezza Rice !! - No you idiot!!!! It's Tony Blair !
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يان فيليم
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Re: A little joke
Haha, nice
 I didn't expect the last line, it's like a Jeffery Deaver book |
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Re: A little joke
Hahahaha.. it?s so funny!!...
George Bush is a jackass jajajajaja.... |
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Re: A little joke
Lol funny
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Re: A little joke
lOooOOL ? REALLY NS JOKE ?
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Re: A little joke
THATS HALARIOUS!I umm just caught on Im slow like that LOL
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Re: A little joke
lol, I know the same Joke with Gerhardt Schoeder (the former German chancelor)
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Re: A little joke
Lol!Funny joke!Proves how smart Bush is!
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Re: A little joke
Hahaha! Good one Tom!
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يان فيليم
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Re: A little joke
Yeah i think the names of anyone you don't like can replace that of George Bush, it's not really extra funny because of his name, i.m.o.
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