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[Seb]

weblogs at it's finest

<ohm> damn
<ohm> F***
<ohm> DAMN
<ohm> I was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother's window pops up
<ohm> F***
<ohm> I go like this to her
<ohm> "I want to suck on your ****"
<ohm> F***

<tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong
<Ouroboros> Ok.
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<Ouroboros> | .
<Ouroboros> Whoops

<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?

<BombScare> I beat the internet
<BombScare> the end guy is hard

<JonJonB> Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
<JonJonB> Let's see the results...

<JonJonB> "Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
<JonJonB> "Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything

<JonJonB> A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.

<JonJonB> "Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
<JonJonB> "Your father, on the other hand, favoured a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "

<JonJonB> Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls

<JonJonB> "Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"

<JonJonB> The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up it's nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.

<JonJonB> He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy grey glue.

<JonJonB> He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.

<JonJonB> Ok
<JonJonB> I have found, definitive proof
<JonJonB> that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all
<JonJonB> "Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?
<melusine > O__O
<JonJonB> Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang

<JonJonJonB> Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with it's tip.

<JonJonJonB> 'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.


<russki> still reading bash?
<Zaichik> Yeah...
<Zaichik> I got myself off reading webcomics, I can get myself off reading this!
<Zaichik> That sounded SO wrong.

Hyp3rHax0r: they say office romances never work out
Hyp3rHax0r: they're probably right
Hyp3rHax0r: what kind of weirdo falls in love with an office?

[fris] whats the most rebel thing you have done
[O_o`] destroyed the death star

<Sonium> someone speak python here?
<lucky> HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
<lucky> SSSSS
<Sonium> the programming language

<Psi> pancakes!
<Psi>
<Psi> is there anyone who doesn't like them?
<Fenris> nazis.
<Fenris> but you can't blame them.
<Fenris> the only reason they invaded belgium was for the waffles.
<Fenris> those fuckers love waffles.



Damn funny

[Nikki]

Hahaha. I've been there before, some of it is pure gold.

[Jeremy]

haha... man that harry potter thing was fucking funny!

[Vicious]

haha, the python one was so nice

[Nikki]

<chiptuned> I just noticed that I have a worn out pattern in the shape of a boner on my underwear

<mrlogic> you know, for a moment I misread this headline: "Bush and Kerry Hit Road, Trade Blows on Jobs"
<lordandrei> And yet, they still oppose Gay Marriage
<mrlogic> imagine

<Mr-d> How do you make love to a fat girl?
<Graham> Slap and ride the waves?

<Aragel> goth in this area means...mummy and daddy both work till 6pm and I'm home alone all day so I rebel by looking like a racoon and wandering main street claiming to have a drug problem and drinking Lattes for attention

<@Weedums> You know the rodeo?
<@Weedums> When your doing a chick from behind then you say something to freak them out
<@Weedums> like your sister bit me in bed last night
<@Weedums> and she tries to get away?
<@Weedums> And you see how long you can stay on?
<QuickSilver> D:
<@Weedums> Well... the best thing to say is...
<QuickSilver> hmmmm
<QuickSilver> ?
<@Weedums> "I have fucking siphilis bitch"
<QuickSilver> hahaha
<@Weedums> But when she said
<@Weedums> "oh I already have that"
<@Weedums> The game changed pretty quickly.

[Seb]

haha that last one is owned