nikki earlier requested me to make her a bedtime story, and so I did, and it is NOW ON HER DOOR! *feels priveleged* and she has requested I post it, so alas, I obey.
once there was a princess named bob. many of the other men in the kingdom didn't like bob. they'd call her Boob and take away her health books. but bob was a strong girl and grew into a strong woman. but still, she wanted love. she searched all over the land, but alas. a lonely princess she was. she tried to be cool and she went clubbing, and for years she convinced herself she was happy. yeah, she had a few flings, but nothing special. for awhile that's all she knew. one guy or girl after another. until one day, she was walking in a park alone, she saw people everywhere. happy and in real love. it hurt her so much, and the old lonely feelings she had came pouring back to her as she reminiced on her lifestyle for the past few years. so she went home. and stayed there. she did have someone once. her old friend named adia from school days. she'd always loved adia but never told her. she was crushed after graduation when adia left her. it left her a scar matched to no other. not like she'd ever tell. after all she had nobody to tell. always alone. she had friends. but she'd always felt so distant from them. dear adia. she'd wished to be with her now more than ever. she picked up a knife, and thought of her life. what if id just kil myself? nobody would ever know. even less, care. just then, as she was about to do away with her thought to be completley worthless life, when something told her not to. it told her to stay alive. it told her...to go to the local mcdonalds. so, as whimsical as she thought it was, she went. while sitting alone at a booth, the entrance door opened. a beautiful woman walked in. she looked so familiar. a sudden spark shot through bob. it was adia. her beautiful adia. she blushed mildly, and waited for adia to recognise her. but why would she? who would recognise me? thought bob. just then someone came up behindher and hugged her tightly. it was adia. bob was on cloud 9. she'd never felt this good in her life. but adia. she probably had a family now. a husband, a couple of kids and maybe even a family dog. as adia and bob chattered and laughed like nothing had changed, for once in her life bob actually smiled. it stretched from ear to ear. bob was with adia again. from then on, bob went to mcdonalds. happily ever after with boob-uh I mean, bob.