[TJ Esthero]

here's a very emotional and personal poem which I wrote whilst looking at a dead ant:


yep that's right I'm the puff pastry hangman,
I like to manoevre like Michael Chang,
id like to radiate like Terry Waite,
but I have to help my mother at the next school fete,
more masculine than Family Fortune's Lesley Dennis,
more canals than mutha f***ing Venice!!!!

Thank you