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I thought I would share these - they are quite amusing:

BE ON THE KOOKOUT FOR THE FOLLOWING VIRUSES;

CLINTON VIRUS: Gives you a 7 inch hard drive with NO memory.

VIAGRA VIRUS: Makes a new hard drive out of a floppy disc.

LEWINSKY VIRUS; Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then
e-mail everyone about what it did.

RONALD REAGAN VIRUS; Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.

MIKE TYSON VIRUS; Quits after two bytes.

OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS; Your 300MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100MB, then slowly expands to 200MB.

DR. JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS; Deletes all old files.

ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS; Discs can no longer be inserted.

TITANIC VIRUS (A strain of the Lewinsky virus): Your whole computer
goes down.

DISNEY VIRUS; Everything in your computer goes Goofy.

PROZAC VIRUS; Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS; Terminates some files, leaves, but it will be back.

LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS; Re-formats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch
floppy, then discards it through Windows.

Cheers