It's good to see you're jealous at the Spanish
You won't get them before we get Suriname, Aruba, the Netherlands Antilles, South-Africa, Indonesia and New-Zealand (the latter not for nothing spelled with a Z)
But I think it's no big deal, these are all either small countries or countries in which a small minority speaks Portuguese, right? I know the Spanish list is long but they are all big Spanish-only Latinoamerican countries.
And his name is Joey, J - O - E - Y.